Broadway Karkat - Troll Romance | Текст песни

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Lyrics:
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I,
And letâ s face it, who isnâ t less fortunate than I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed (And Iâ m not telling you the color)
And when someone needs quadrant advice,
Iâ ve plenty knowledge in supply!
I know, I know exactly what they need!

And even in your case (Ampora)
Though itâ s the toughest case Iâ ve yet to face (again)
Donâ t worry, this time we will succeed
Follow my lead,
And yes indeed, weâ ll fix yourâ ¦

trollromance! Weâ ll get you a trollromance
Iâ ll teach you the proper poise
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
Iâ ll show you what shoes to wear!
How to fix that hair!
Everthing that helps to find you aâ ¦

trollromance! Iâ ll help you with trollromance
Youâ ll hang with the right cohorts,
Youâ ll be good at sports,
Know the slang youâ ve got to know.
So letâ s start,
â Cause youâ ve got an awfully long way to goâ ¦

Donâ t be offended by my frank analysis,
Think of it as personality dialysis,
Now that I have chosen to become
Your moirail and advisor,
Thereâ s nobody wiser!
Not when it comes toâ ¦

trollromance! I know about trollromance
And with an assist from me,
To be who youâ ll be,
Instead of pompous who you wereâ ¦ well, are.
Thereâ s nothing that can stop you,
From your Matesprit anymoreâ ¦ marâ ¦

La la, la la!
Weâ re gonna fix your trollromance

When I see some hopeless dude,
Who cannot even sense the mood,
I remind him on his own behalf
That - there - are
Ways to capture the attentions
Of disagreeable troll wenches
We donâ t require brains or knowledge!
Donâ t make me laugh!

This is a Quadrant thing!
Please! And you know how complicated THAT can be
Itâ s not about making sense
Itâ s all pretense
So itâ s pretty confusing,
To understand romance and Nepetaâ s shipping wall like me

Why, Mister Ampora, just look at you. *chuckles* You look pretty fucking good without those ridiculous hipster frames.

Everybodyâ s a criticâ ¦

And though you protest,
Your disinterest,
I know deep in my heart
I betcha didnâ t know that
You were charming from the start
(Idiotâ ¦)

La la, la la!
Just donâ t forget to get that bitch a whale~
(Bitches love whalesâ ¦)
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