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Deadpool
Deadpool
Deadpool

They call me Deadpool, I'm Hella fast
Came to Merc the bad guys and get some ass
Got blades for days, got guns galore
Got combo moves, evades, and more
With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sitting on my chair, scratchin' my nuts

I can’t die, I'm invincible
but if you'd like to try
Then I'll crush your skull

Crass and rude, borderline obscene
But I'm the funniest motherfucker that you ever did see
and Wolverine is getting bitch slapped
Wake up Wolvie, no time for a nap
We gotta rescue Rogue, ride roller coasta,
Grab our gear, head to Genosha

Deadpool
Deadpool
Deadpool

On a mission to slap a ho
but I'm getting kinda dizzy fightin Vertigo
so slow the roll, you're kinda cute
But if you keep this game up then I'm gonna puke
Hanging with the ladies that are wearling the skivvies
Motorboatin’ , and playing with Titties
Jump across the map in a big ass boot
Decapitate my enemies, pick up my loot
Don't Stop when I shoot full auto is on
your ass is grass and I'm mowin’ the lawn
Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop
Domino and Psylocke making it hot, but
All these bitches are premadonna's
I stuff my face with chimicanga's
Taco's and Beers, always keeping it loose
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce.

Bout to take you all to school, with guns and knives
Deadpool
Telling jokes and breaking the rules, I came for the Taco's
Deadpool
Playing with the ladies and the Family jewels, to bust a nut
Deadpool
Bout to throw down, with all these fools, so come and get some

My favorite girl, I call her death
she got big old boobs, and butt ass breath
no stress one day, we will be together
As soon as l die, and that means never
Hackin’ and slashin’ like a Ninja
Don't worry Sinister, I'm coming to get ya
double flippin' jumps, landin' all wreckless
sneaking up on dudes, and leavin' em headless

Cable anyday big gun, no doubt
But he talks too much, so fuck I'm out
With a broken neck, I can't see at all
Crack it like a Crack head, Problem solved
Xmen evolved, doing air guitar,
pettin' the dog dancing like a porn star
We did it, we rescued rogue
I tried to get some booty, but I got f riendzoned

Teleport because its cool, when I fall off a ledge
Deadpool
The crazy ass guards are lookin' to duel, so click click boom
Deadpool
I don't believe in the golden rule, I came to get laid
Deadpool
Note to the ladies, I'm not a Tool, I'm a sexy mutha fucka

Sexy Mutha Fucka
Sexy Mutha Fucka
Sexy Mutha Fucka
Sexy Mutha Fucka

Deadpool
Deadpool
Deadpool
Deeead-poool.