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(he’ll) knock you on your ass
(as he) makes a perfect pass
(when he) scores another goal
(you see him) jump into the glass

(you can) have your fucking Pens
(and your) pussy fucking Sens
(you’ll be) crying in the basement
(of the) league with all your friends

(and the) basement where you dwell
(is a) special kind of Hell
(cuz your) mommy runs the dryer
(while you’re) typing on your Dell

(when he’s) really on a roll
(flashing) lights behind the goal
(make you) think the cops are coming
(for the) game that Ovie stole

(don’t be) fooled cuz he’s a Russian
(it’s) your body he’ll be crushin
(it’s your) tears that will be flowing
(and your) blood that will be gushin

(he will) leave you fucking battered
(with your) hockey sweater tattered
(you will) see your team defeated
(and your) records fucking shattered

(you can) spear him in the balls
(you can) check him into walls
(you can) cut him with your skate
(and yet he) never fucking falls

(if you) break his fucking nose
(then his) fire only grows
(and hen may) score another goal
(before the) wound is fucking closed!

(all your) superstars are phoneys
(when they) dive let’s give em Tony’s
(meanwhile) Ovie’s missing teeth
(and poppin) wheelies on zambonis

(he can) always steal the puck
(from your) star or any schmuck
(that you) foster on your roster
(cuz you) really fucking suck

(when his) slapper hits the net
(and your) pants are full of shit
(We’ll be) laughing at your crapping
(and your) team because they quit

(when it’s) over and you’re bitchin
(and the) trophy guy is etchin
(we’ll be) saying "Thank you, Ovie!"
(and the) Cup will say "Ovechkin"

Go, Ovechkin!
Go! Go! Ovechkin!