Geek Week - Animal Crossing Rap - Friends With Animals | Текст песни

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• Animal Crossing Rap - Friends With Animals

Yo
What up?
Where you been?
Bug Island. Huntin' golden stag beetles.
What's y'native fruit again?
Cherries.
Hell yes. I'll be there in five.

I'm friends with animals
they live in my town.
(Club L.O.L.!)
(D.J. K.K. comin' up!)
I love trading fruit
and shaking trees and making friends
(Yeah, we friends.)
It's Animal Crossing.

I came to town on the tracks
told my life to a cat
Tell that chimp he needs to carry my bags.
Talk to Isabelle, I stand on her mat.
That bitch is sweeter than pears.
Got some business in back
'cause I'm the murkin' mayor. (Ha!)

Yeah, I'm collectin' my fish,
I shoot balloons for the gifts,
I sell my peaches for bells,
didn't save when I quit (Uh oh.)
'til that mole lost his mind.
He gettin' sweaty and ready.
Ain't no Resetti gon' get me
'cause, boy, my backhand is heavy, (Yeah, woo!)

and I ain't scared a no five-oh.
Got them dogs on the 'roll.
My Mom sent me a acorn.
Gave that nut to a goat.
Ain't no trash on my street
Y'all got me pullin' these weeds,
on my knees, 'cause
I'm clinically OCD, y'see.

I'm friends with animals
they live in my town.
(Fortune cookie....)
(Say what? Open that cookie up!)
I love trading fruit
and shaking trees and making friends
(Yeah, friendship.)
It's Animal Crossing.

I'm friends with animals
they live in my town.
(They want a fire hydrant,
Say what? Lloid, hook it up!)
I love taking tours, (Alright!)
whacking Cornimer for Tortimer.
(They the same person!)
It's Animal Crossing.

Welcome to
Ass Town, this ma town,
I'm gonna tell you how it is.
Sit ya ass down. (Sit yo' ass down!)
See that sphinx and the fairy-tale bridge?
I was livin' in a tent, now I'm livin' like this.
I stroll (Stroll...), when I get the chance
big bells hangin' out my custom pants
Can't dodge my rod, can't escape my net
got a closet full of fish and a dresser full of insects.

Whoa (Whoa.), crowdin' my space (Hey!)
Don't know why that eagle always up in my face.
Got letters to write to my turtles and kittens
Yo, tell that alpaca, I found his old mittens.
Get coffee to go, I can't think,
get answers from pink salamanders who act as my shrink,
and now Blathers be askin' me, "Who? Who?"
"God damn it, it's me! I'm the only human in the town."

I'm the mayor! Gotta pocket of fossils and pears,
got collecting on lock and my village is stocked to the top
why don't you check out my spot, you gonna wish you was me
I got juice on these streets, if you think you gonna grief,
yo, let me break it down,
Dig a hole in my ground, I will scrawl the F-word on your
bulletin board and chop down every tree in your town. (Blahw!)

CHORUS
I'm friends with animals
they live in my town.
(That seagull look dead)
(Say what? He's drunk. Wake him up!)
I love trading fruit
and shaking trees and making friends
(Yeah, best friends fo' eva!)
It's Animal Crossing.
(Animals are people!)

I'm friends with animals)
they live in my town.
(Pelly likes Pete)
(Say what? Secret pelican love!)
I love Public Works
and earning PlayCoins on my treadmill
(Yeah, burnin' calories!)
It's Animal Crossing.

Man, I love my villagers.
It's all about lovin' your neighbor.
Truth.
Good morning.
I ain't talkin' to you!
Oh shit.
What?
Tom Nook says I have to remortgage!
Yo, that's it. I've had enough of that raccoon.
I just paid him off!
That's what he does! He sucks you in!
What is he, like, the God damn Godfather?
Yeah, it's financial slavery!