Jon Cozart - Boy Brand - One Direction, NSYNC, Jonas Brothers, Backstreet Parody | Текст песни

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• Jon Cozart
• Boy Brand - One Direction, NSYNC, Jonas Brothers, Backstreet Parody

Mid-Life is tough, baby, the end is nigh
I'Ve Seen boy bands come and go
YEAH
The wife read "fifty shades of gray"
cause i couldn't please
she left me like that
no strings attached
every little thing i do
never seems to pull me through
depression made my marriage break up
and my porsche won't make love
never got my ged
or a guest spot on glee
since I turned forty - thraay

You're insecure feel like a bore
I've got a hunch we know what you'll adore
it's time to seize with one disease
We'll burn you up hotter than 98 degrees
cold corporate suits in the room can smell it
simons says we're brand new
A horde of girls threw my date down an empty well
after they threatened to drown me in styling gel
this band's been grown from the help of my cloning cells
they all know
they all know we're beautiful
songs manufactured so carefully
flip of my hair i cure cancer and heart disease
me me me me me me me me me us me me
we all know
we all know we're beautiful
That's what makes you buy our shhhh
I got so old
just rollin' in mickey gold
but i lost control
and i'm ready to smoke a bowl
big disney's diggin' for treasure
Tool my youth as a financial endeavor
but my pure finger's ready for pleasure
so i'm breaking up (breaking up) with you disney
and lightin up (lightin up) with team miley

Your one desire
make us retire
don't care how hard you pray
Backatreet is here to stay
Sex appeal it's our sixth or seventh comback
buns of steal one guy still has a six pack
let's get real
calling milfs and tyler oakley
Backatreet is here to stay
Your mom
our demographic
in this consumer market
Your mom is our target
For our boy band buffet (we're touring with the new kids)
Cause backstreet is here to stay
Yeah boy bands are here to stay