Schools out, Christmas break Home for the holiday’s meatloaf and fruitcake
Off to grandmas, it’s so boring Screaming kids and grandpa’s snoring
My aunt Margaret’s lost her mind Trippin’ on a train set, have another box of wine
It’s gonna be a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas I must be on Santa clauses shitlist The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I’m sick of all my relatives Have a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas
Uncle Richard he’s a weirdo Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo
My cousin Ashley, her singing really sucks Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflux
My brother’s wife is really hot She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we don’t get caught
It’s gonna be a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas I must be on Santa clauses shitlist The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I’m sick of all my relatives Have a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas
We haven’t even opened our presents yet but now it’s time to start So I’ll fake a smile ‘cause its going back to Wal-Mart
It’s gonna be a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas I must be on Santa clauses shitlist The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I’m sick of all my relatives Have a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas
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[MMD Creepypastas] - Merry Freakin' Christmas (1)
Frickin' A - Merry Freakin' Christmas (1)
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