Random Encounters - MEDIC! A Team Fortress 2 Musical | Текст песни

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• MEDIC! A Team Fortress 2 Musical

There's a certain hellish realm
Reserved for everyone who yells
They need the Medic!
Every evening while I sleep,
While I'm busy counting sheep,
They all bleat "Medic"!

Whem I'm eating, when I'm reading,
Or excreting on the John...
There's no hiding from the screaming
In my mind!
There's no placer in heaven high
Where I can crawl away and die,
The only real solution's absolutely homicide!

All the wounds I've ever sealed,
And the boo-boos
That I've healed...
I'm a changed Medic!
Now these injuries can stay
While I blow some noobs away!
Beware the Medic!

The Soldier and the Sniper,
I'm afraid they've not got long!..
The Demoman and Pyro quickly fade!
And the Medic will just laugh
While the Heavy's torn in half
By the Medic and his bonesaw's
Gruesome blade!

Now the Sniper has jars of japate -
Clear glass bottles he fills
With his piss.
When he hits all his foes,
He crits of his blows!
He has that..
I have this!

The Engineer has electronics,
And the Spy's got disguises and tricks!
And the Pyro's insane!
(Eh, the Scout's kind of lame...)
They do that...
I do tis!
I do this.

If you like a reason why
My entire team should DIE!...
Then play the Medic!
Well my friends, the doctor's out...
Of his whole mind!
So go on, shout!
You'll get no Medic!

I don't care about points or payloads
Only psychopatic sprees.
Nor which color team you're playing,
Red or Blu!
And is I see just one hat,
I'll tear your insides out like that!
Like saxson hale on a safari at the zoo!

I'm a physician on a mission
And contrition's not my style!
Am I a monster or a mann?I cannot say!
All I know is that my umber's locked
And loaded like a trooper!
Medicare's one shot away!

You think I've arrived bearing safety
But I come not with peace,
But a sword!
There's a high price to pay
For the health I've purveyed!
All I do, you've ignored!
All I do, I've abhored!

I once was a man who was
Valianty healing
Everyone cryng, "Medic!"
I once healed a Spy
Who then knifed me goodbye!
That's when I learnd to just
Let people die! Let them die!

Leave the Demoman for dead!
Let the Heavy fill with lead!
Meet the new Medic!
May the Pyro be enflamed!
May you loath
This wretched game
Without the Medic!

May your papers all be stolen!
Your intelligence be lost!
May your sandvichs
Be full of rancid meat!
And the first fool that I hear
Who calls for Medic gets their
Real pent surgically!..

By me, your friendly PH.D.
The Medic.