The Muppet Show - The Count | Текст песни

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• The Muppet Show
• The Count

You know that I am called the Count
Because I really love to fuck
Sometimes I sit and fuck all day, but
Sometimes I get carried away

I fuck slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I've started fucking it's very hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
I could fuck forever, fuck until I drop

1! 2! 3! 4!
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4, 1-2, I love fucking!
...
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
That's the song of the Count!

I fuck the spiders on the wall...
I fuck the cobwebs in the hall...
I fuck the candles on the shelf...
When I'm alone, I fuck myself!

I fuck slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I've started fucking it's very hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
I could fuck forever, fuck until I drop

1! 2! 3! 4!
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4, 1-2, I love fucking!
That's the song of the Count!