Tom Smith - Cthulhu Fhtagn (feat. The Great Luke Ski) | Текст песни

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• Cthulhu Fhtagn (feat. The Great Luke Ski)

Cthulhu Fthagn --
What a wonderful phrase!
Cthulhu Fthagn --
Say it and you're crazed!

It means "Cthulhu,
Rising out of the haze!"
It's a prophecy,
We'll all soon see
Cthulhu Fthagn.

Ahhh, yes! Cthulhu Fthagn. It's our motto, our slogan, our credo!

Oh, I hate that!

What?

Han Solo clearly shot first!

Not "Greedo", "credo"!

When he was a Outer God --
When I was a Outer God!
Easy on the reverb, sport.

He found that his form lacked a certain appeal,
All his glistening pseudopods made blood congeal.

I'm a sensitive soul!
At the end of the day,
It hurt that my friends' flesh all melted away.

Oh the shame!
Oh, the terrible shame!
What a disgrace!
Falling from grace!
Till I decided to blame --
Whose fault was it?
The whole human race!

Yeah! What the heck where they doing hanging around with an acidic mass of flesh-devouring polyps, anyway?
Hey! Can I help it if I'm an "ick" magnet?

Cthulhu Fthagn!
Now we're in for strange days!
It screws up your noggin --
Turns planets into buffets!

And Great Cthulhu
Spares whoever obeys!
So get off of me,
You monstrosity!
Cthulhu Fthagn!

Cthulhu Fthagn!
Cthulhu Fthagn!
Cthulhu Fthagn!
-- Wait wait WAIT! If we keep doing this, he's gonna show up!
... COOL!

It means Cthulhu,
Rising out of the haze!"
It's insanity,
For humanity --
Cthulhu Fthagn!

I say Cthulhu!
And I say Fthagn!
If I said Ithaqua,
We'd need a toboggan!

Cthulhu Fthagn!