Harry loves Mary, but Mary loves Jim. He loves her, but she doesn’t love him. Jimmy loves Sally, but Sally loves Tim. Tim’s in love with Jenny, but she can’t stand him. Jack’s in love with Penny, but she doesn’t care. She’s in love with Benny. Love isn’t fair. Benny doesn’t love her. He’s in love with Fay. Happy Valentine’s Day. Oh, yeah! Happy Valentine’s Day!